· In Spearfish, if three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

· It is illegal to "annoy a bird" in any city park of Honolulu,

· In Hibbing, it shall be the duty of all policemen to kill all cats running at large.

· Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

· In Pocatello, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

· One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once

· Every bee entering the state should have a full medical report verifying it is free of disease

· It is against the law to attempt to break any laws

· It is illegal not to drink milk.

· It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

· It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

· Boobie traps are illegal (Moab)

· Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

· When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

· It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

· A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

· The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

· Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (Houston)

· It is illegal children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite)

· Throwing missles at cars is illegal(Alamosa)

· It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Logan County) (note to keltner)

· Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. (Sterling)

· The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

· It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Memphis)

· It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. (Atlanta)

· It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.(Quitman)

· You cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance. (Ridley park,)

· An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon. (Paris)

· Driving on the roads is not allowed.