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So at some point in our high school career chain pictures and wasting time with worthless projects of retarded overrode any
form of learning that was supposed to be going on. Through this the Carnivowels were born. With an ancient computer containing
MSPaint as its only redeeming program, 5 hours per week of pure boredom, and 3 minds that apparently had nothing better to
ponder than the effects of googly eyes and costumes on enlarged font, James, Matt, and I created possibly the greatest, subpar
achievement of this century, nay! decade, nay! I was correct the first time, century!
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We give you the Carnivowels:
The letter A is a mean ol' feller. This guy has it all when it comes to ways to do evil, and/or eat things that are much
less evil than he, quite often helpless, and sometimes fuzzy. Armed with a vicious set of 2-D,fangular teeth and one menacing
"Evil Eye So Evil You'll Pee You Pants", he is ready to chomp, chew, spit, chew again, swish, and finally digest
all in his path. If this isn't enough, this dangerous character(haha, get it? character..they're all letters *knee slap*)
can SPIT ACID!!!111 That's right, so astonishing it requires trips "1" after the exclamations. His only challenge
in a world of alphatbet creatures is his son who doesn't want to follow in his footsteps....
B is a regular Joe by day, but by night he assumes the unholy guise of a regular Joe with a goofy Batman mask. Posessing
no superpowers or detective skills, he roams about the land seeking justice, but achieving little, aside from getting arrested
and thrown in the slammer where he is routinely molested by a large Puerto Rican gentlemen named Alejandro. Difficult is
the life of a worthless vigilante.
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