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Half Life (PS2)

First Person Shooter/ Playstation 2/ 2001

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Half Life (PS2)
** 1/2

What an odd game. The controls are the worst I have ever seen or played on a game. It was like you were a greased piece of bacon on the downhill bobsled course at the winter games. The opening movie takes 5 minutes to play and you can't skip it. The crowbar is the coolest weapon on the game ( I think). If you get bored with it, you can always go around and kill the other doctors and stuff with your weaponary.

-Jared Radford

HALF LIFE